Most girls around the world know Twilight saga of Stephenie Meyer. For some strange reason they all love it.
According to recent survey, teenage girls are the strongest group of buyers in the States. No wonder how that crap became this popular.
Girls, girls, girls -they love romantic stuffs like vampire and human love affairs. And another thing that drives them mad is half-naked vampire and wolf guys.
Okey, Edward-the goofy looking guy. Oh gosh, would you ever say that he is handsome if he wasn't famous and rich and was just a guy in a street. At least I wouldn't. Well some of you might just say "What a funny looking guy?" Maybe his pale skin makes him vampire looking and he's tall and good figure, but he is still one of the most disagreeable looking guy I have ever seen in my short life. Well at least I don't find him attractive at all.
You might have guessed that what I'm gonna write about next. well maybe not. Anyways it's Jacob's turn. oh jeez he's handsome I can't deny that at all. I like him too. And most, maybe all girls like muscle stuff. (hey I'm one of them)
But I just found it uncomfortable to see him. WHY? simple he doesn't have a neck, no sorry he looks like if he doesn't have a neck. Those make-up artists put too much muscles on him so that he looks like if he doesn't have a neck at all. Maybe it's a wolf thing. But I don't know for sure whether if it's his real muscle. If it is I'm sorry then. hey but I still on wolfs' side. At least they are more handsome and they've got more muscles than those gloomy-looking bloodsuckers.
Okey, now it is the time for Bella Swan- skinny flirty girl. Ok I admit that I'm jealous of her. She is quite pretty and have so many admirers and most of them are special in their own way. And also she is very famous despite her lack of talent as a good actress. Most of you might agree about her acting. It was TERRIBLE! In Twilight, all she has to do was breath breath and breath. in every scene she breaths like if she has asthma.(Bella, stop freaking out all the time and Edward, your breath is sweet? I wish) In New Moon as well. Oh but she's got something else to do in Eclipse, which is to run between those to guys that I wrote earlier. I think Kristen Stewart is one of the best reasons to blame Twilight as a really bad movie. Besides it is a very badly written movie. But no critiques about it as long as I'm not smart enough to do something like that.
Well I can go with all the things that I have mentioned earlier. But what I can't stand at all are the things that Stephenie Meyer had done with those vampires. The Cullens and the Other bloodsuckers in that movie is the least vampire like characters in any previous vampire stories and movies. According to most stories vampires are fancy-looking, fast and agile. ok, that could work. But what kind of vampire has some titan body and reads mind. that's the whole different thing. Maybe you might like it in a way, and Stephenie Mayer got it right to put some tools on those bloodsuckers. When I first heard the series was about vampires, I was skeptical, but throw werewolfs into the mix, and it's a disaster waiting to happen. To her credit, the author, Stephenie Meyer, did a good job of making the fantasy believable.
But believe me if people do things what most people want to see and play with those classic stuffs, it will cease to be an art and just become a crap like Twilight
To summarize it:
REASONS TO HATE TWILIGHT!!
1.) OVERRATED AS HELL
2.) WRITTEN HORRIBLY
3.) HAS A REALLY, LONG WINDED STORYLINE!
4.) BREAKS ALL THE VAMPIRE RULES
5.).....BELLA IS A RETARD!
6.) HORRIBLE ACTING!
7.) (about the whole jacob vs. edward thing) GET OVER THEM, THEY BOTH SUCK!
8.) ALL OF THE PEOPLE I KNOW WHO LIKE IT ARE COMPLETLY OBSESSED AND THAT IS ALL THEY TALK ABOUT
9.) IT MAKES MY AGE GROUP ALL LOOK LIKE LOVE SICK FANGIRLS!
10.) I AM SICK OF HEARING ALL THIS, "but, it's a good story.." CRAP!
11.)YOU MAKE ME VOMIT BELLA, (SHE IS SUCH A USER!)
*sorry if I offended any fans, but I really wanted to let the world know what I though of that cheezy show.....
again I am very sorry...
hey I'm not a critic or whatever, just wrote everyone is talking about in my words for fun. Those Access kids know about my source hehe.
PS: Here are few copy-paste, sorry about copyright problems
why is that, I like Edward and think he is pretty enough. But about Bella I agree with you. sis
ReplyDeleteI really don't understand just what makes Edward so attractive to girls. Well, he is goodlooking guy but such a jerk. Kind of smiles while his talking is annoying, isn't it?
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